if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too
henryandhisbrain: Dear Yahoo, If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages. If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk. Regards Tumblr Users
janersm: sexting-inchurch: beautilation: banasmagiccastle: sarcasminc: arigoato: funny text posts arent my Puns like that could get you in give it a Yeah I think the joke might be falling This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that
i have boobs and a great taste in music and honestly, if thats not enough then i’m not sure what is.
Reasons why I didn’t do my English essay: “If you don’t have passion for something, you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.” - Lee Alexander McQueen
alchemists: moment of silence for all my wasted potential
iamhamburglar: jessied181: tltty: what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs When you have a really “good” answer.
thegleefulhouseelf: kaliforniaa-dreamerr: theamazingrigby: sodamnrelatable: do you ever just look at your homework like this I look at people like this I look at everything like this I look like this